How To Hook Him Up
we went to a valley in Averyon
To fish with the above man who is the best friend of
My Beloved and who is one of the loveliest people
I have ever met.
There are no women where he lives.
I am devastated when I think of all the fuckheads
in the world who are running rampant over a boat
load of wonderful women and this. lovely. and. hot. man.
cannot get a lady.
I am almost giving up on my Sweet Sperm challenge.
I am now pushing solo
to finish doing the joint work on the bedroom.
Which means hours of NPR listening.
O Terri Gross.
O Wait Wait Don't Tell Me.
O Slate's Political Gabfest.
How you help me to stop thinking
about my fucked up childhood...
which is what I cannot stop thinking
about once you put a mindless job
in my hands.
I have so much to say
about porn and peyote.
But it will have to wait
until I get these joints done.
Now I shall go and poop.