Bluntly: Sweet Sperm
Before I go into any sorry story bits
about the March Miscarriage...
and what is next...as if you all
would even want to know...
I have news!
And a challenge!
In the last two days I have
discovered, drum roll!!!!!:
A Way To Make Sperm
From the Body Sweet, NOT in a
Mixing Bowl Sweet.
This may be one of the most disgusting
things you could think to be reading
about over your morning coffee/
afternoon joint/ late night fix...
But. Dear Reader. It is True.
This information is for to you to
use in whatever way you deem fit.
My challenge is this:
I will tell you all when I manage
to cobble up 50 Total Followers.
Am I an Asshole?
But I am a sweet asshole.
(Not that I HAVE a sweet asshole.)
And I want to see if I can get
some new followers.
And I'm hard-core like that.
Which is why, I might add, I have
discovered how to make sperm sweet.
That is my news.
In other news:
I am half-way through learning a
new Schumann piece on my lovely piano.