3/03/2010

My Dwindling Breasts...ADVICE?

Alright.
I'm rushing out to hi-jack
a doppler machine! I need a
sonogram!!!

MY BREASTS ARE DWINDLING!!
THEY ARE NO LONGER PORNO BREASTS!!
THEY ARE NOT AS SORE!!!!

What does one do to calm the
fears of another horrendous miscarriage in
the face of flagging pregnancy symptoms?

Why-- one turns to the one thing
guaranteed to give joy through brilliant
unintended ass smackin' funnyhood.

THE CHRISTIAN SIDE-HUG



Expect to see the Christian Side-Hug from time to time
throughout this pregnancy...if I am lucky enough to
continue with it.

To whom would You like to give a Christian Side-Hug?

5 comments:

A.G. said...

wow, this is difficult. there is so many people.
I am really now sure what A christian side hug is, even though i watched the video.

La Belette Rouge said...

I am sending you a agnostic full hug and two episcopalian kisses on the cheek. I hope that your fears are totally without merit and that all is well. xxoo

French Shelter said...

A.G.:

Enjoy the Christian Side-Hug!
In all of it's brilliance!!

La Bellette:
Merci pour les calines!!
We shall wait and see...and
wait and see...and , god, get me a nap!!

Evil Twin's Wife said...

The porno boobs can reduce in size after the first trimester. As I've heard it, "They're only loaners, not keepers". But mine hung around to magically turn me to a small B to a Double D! :-) Get that doppler! It's worth the price for the peace of mind.

French Shelter said...

ETW TO THE RESCUE!!!!!

I bought the doppler...to arrive soon...and I continue to feel myself up for reassurance, but you have put my stupid head at ease for a bit.
Thank you dear ETW.