Before I go into any sorry story bits
about the March Miscarriage...
and what is next...as if you all
would even want to know...
I have news!
And a challenge!
In the last two days I have
discovered, drum roll!!!!!:
A Way To Make Sperm
Taste Sweet.
For Real!
From the Body Sweet, NOT in a
Mixing Bowl Sweet.
Now.
This may be one of the most disgusting
things you could think to be reading
about over your morning coffee/
afternoon joint/ late night fix...
But. Dear Reader. It is True.
This information is for to you to
use in whatever way you deem fit.
And.
My challenge is this:
I will tell you all when I manage
to cobble up 50 Total Followers.
Am I an Asshole?
Peut-etre.
But I am a sweet asshole.
(Not that I HAVE a sweet asshole.)
And I want to see if I can get
some new followers.
And I'm hard-core like that.
Which is why, I might add, I have
discovered how to make sperm sweet.
So.
That is my news.
In other news:
I am half-way through learning a
new Schumann piece on my lovely piano.
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12 comments:
Sweet or not, I still don't think I want to drink it. LOL. But, I hope you get lots of followers anyway! :-)
Que chevere!
What a thoughtful way to drum up business--and for your selfless effort, I cannot resist but join the ranks.
Now: I'm holding you to making good on yer promise...
This is blackmail! Who doesn't want tasty sperm?!?
So sad you're not following Lady Sistah Wolf....sniff sniff...
ETW!
I'm not talking as a beverage, you know...but more as a necessity when the time is, you know, right...
Count me as a follower, even though I am not a blogspot. Sister Wolf is right, it's blackmail! Everyone does want tasty sperm!
I have heard that the way to tasty sperm involves a certain fruit. I won't tell as I don't want to ruin your campaign.
You have a new follower!! I want to know the secret! :-)
Finn: Ah yes, business! And believe me, there were efforts on my part!
Angela: Blackmail is Good!
Especially with such a tasty result!!
Belette: sorry, dearest, not a fruit!
Sarah: Thank you so much! Let the channels open and the wanters of tasty sperm flow through!
I'm very intrigued, but I feel somewhat guilty that I'm even considering following this blog just because of "sweet sperm"... As I have never had sex, let alone a boyfriend, before! ;)
But good luck and maybe I'll look in at some point to see if you've reached your goal and divulged your secret ;)
I've added myself to the follow list because quite frankly, I want to know about this sweet sperm. I rather enjoy kissing my lover 'afterward', but am interested in how to improve the experience.
Lady Charm: Look at it as research for the future!
The Phool: And when I get 50...which is going very very slowly, the secret will be all yours and the experience ultimately enjoyed!
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