How Tired Of "Men" Am I ?? HMMM???

Now. Let us break it down.

I love Men.
I do. 

I see how difficult it is to be a Man.
I see that the expectations that this fuckhe*d society
curdles up does men in the Butt in a terribly unelegant
way that makes them frightened of women.

I see how Men are terrified by our:
"I can push a person out of my vagina and you can't"
Super-Powers.

Plus: "you want to get INTO my vagina!  You Know!
The place from which I can push you out with some
sweat and blood and higher than thine pain tolerance!" 

I mean imagine if their nightmares came true and
the curtain was pulled back and we all banded together
and threw away the spine contorting high heels,
the plastic surgery knives, and withdrew sexual activity. 

Men. 

Would be Fuck*d.  Sideways.


I. Get. It.

i feel very sorry for poor little men.

And I admire all the more those few who battle against
the slime and sloth produced by those who just can't face
their fears and want to stick us in a corner.

All of those with whom I am friends and were married
and were lovers who think Women are the Nuts,
and couple a lovely awe with an ability to give it
to us hard when we want it that way.

But.

I shall now say this.  (and I am holding back, way back):

Men who make films that are funded by large production
companies are, generally speaking, complete Ass Ripping Suckers.

I am so fucking tired of seeing breasts and pussy in
movies for no fucking reason at all.

HIDE ALL YOU WANT BEHIND YOUR:
                       
"IT'S FOR THE STORY!"
                                   BUL*SHIT!!!

And FRANCE is one of the worst guilty set of muthafuckas.

Last night we watched a film with 4 women who thwarted
the Nazi's attempt to stop the Normandy invasions.
--True Story--

Everyone of them, except Sophie Marceau, is at least
needlessly topless in the movie. 

THERE IS EVEN A PICTURE OF ONE
OF THEM DEAD AND TOPLESS!!!!

These real life women probably saved Europe, and paved
the way for this idiot filmmaker to be able to make
this film.  Do they get any better treatment??
Does their memory get the honor deserved???
Oh HELL NO!!!!
SHOW YOUR TITS GIRLS!!!!!!!!!

(Sophie, while not a great actress, still has way too much
power to take her bra off.  Also.  Her breasts are
probably no longer "camera ready."  muthafuckas.)

I am so tired of seeing what few talented young actresses that
are out there having to take off their fucking shirt.  Tired of
thinking of the casting session where finally it comes down
to "can you take off your shirt so we can see your breasts" and
see if they're "camera ready."  Tired of the fact that besides
pornography, there is NO JOB WHERE IT IS OBLIGATORY
THAT A MAN GET NAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SUCH BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And most of all, I am so tired of explaining things to men
who just don't get it.  Why the fuck am I on this earth?
To educate men?  Dear Man: Let me explain to you why
it is purile and adolescent and pathetic and demeaning
that my mechanic has a fucking titty calendar on his wall.

And Why It Makes Me Want To Destroy Him With
All The Tools I Have.      DEAD.

Dear Man.  This is my argument for you.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR DAUGHTER
HANGING OUT NAKED ON THE MECHANICS WALL??

IF YOUR DAUGHTER WAS AN ACTRESS AND SHE
CONTINUALLY HAD TO DECIDE BETWEEN WORK
AND ETHICS, WOULD YOU SAY "THAT'S LIFE???"

No. Man.
You. Would. Not.

to all of the most excellent humans out there:

this.  Is the ultimate argument.
It is the ultimate way to restore humanity to all
of the women who have been reduced to pieces of
two dimensional flesh so that they may eat.

WOULD YOU WANT YOUR DAUGHTER
IN THAT SITUATION???

works like a charm.

ok.

i feel a little bit better.

though nothing will ever change.

have i mentioned that i'm pregnant lately?